{"id":966,"date":"2011-06-02T21:33:29","date_gmt":"2011-06-03T02:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/?p=966"},"modified":"2011-06-03T14:44:56","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T19:44:56","slug":"follow-friday-zombie-apocalypse-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/?p=966","title":{"rendered":"Follow Friday, Zombie Apocalypse Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parajunkee.com\/search\/label\/FF\" target=\"_blank\" ><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4019\/4710921228_bf32d46f6d_o.png\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Q. What are you doing to prepare for an upcoming zombie apocalypse and\/or the return of Mel Gibson to the silver screen? (Both of which could be terrifying.) <\/p>\n<p>A. Well, I just listened to &#8220;re: Your Brains&#8221; by Jonathan Coulton, so I have it on good authority that the zombies just want my brains, not my eyes or anything. They seemed very reasonable, and willing to compromise. So I&#8217;m thinking negotiation is the best strategy&#8230;that, and flame throwers. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. What are you doing to prepare for an upcoming zombie apocalypse and\/or the return of Mel Gibson to the silver screen? (Both of which could be terrifying.) A. Well, I just listened to &#8220;re: Your Brains&#8221; by Jonathan Coulton, so I have it on good authority that the zombies just want my brains, not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chitchat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=966"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":968,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966\/revisions\/968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}