{"id":2193,"date":"2013-03-31T10:20:48","date_gmt":"2013-03-31T15:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/?p=2193"},"modified":"2013-04-26T08:36:21","modified_gmt":"2013-04-26T13:36:21","slug":"attn-fellow-chocolate-snobs-an-easter-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/?p=2193","title":{"rendered":"Attn Fellow Chocolate Snobs: An Easter Lesson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYfO5C-sdDrWITWzggpeW7tYLeRwRHvL4yULKrnlSF_YKbY5lJxw\" width=\"221\" height=\"229\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Whew! I managed to pull off Easter for the family this year, but it was a near thing. And really, my reasoning was sound. Why stock up on Easter candy weeks in advance, only to have it sitting on a shelf or in a closet, tempting me? Oh, it&#8217;s &#8220;hidden&#8221; from everyone else, but *I* know where it is. And it knows my weakness. Good. Quality. Chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>My husband gets Good Friday off of work &#8212; the one day a year he&#8217;s off work but the kids aren&#8217;t off school. Free baby-sitting! So we decided to do our Easter shopping on Good Friday.<\/p>\n<p>This strategy will work if you either don&#8217;t know or don&#8217;t care about the difference between good chocolate and the stuff Americans usually call chocolate (but I&#8217;m not sure is). Yes, the shelves were picked over, but there were plenty of Hershey&#8217;s Bunnies. Even some Russell Stover&#8217;s. (Sorry, Mom. I just can&#8217;t agree that it&#8217;s any good.)<\/p>\n<p>But where was the Lindt? Or&#8230;or&#8230;okay, I&#8217;ll take a Dove. In a pinch, you know?<\/p>\n<p>We had to go to another store. Luckily, Wal-Mart had *precisely* 4 Lindt gold bunnies in stock. Had. Past tense. I took care of that problem for them.<\/p>\n<p>Guess I&#8217;m not the only one who&#8217;s figured out that it&#8217;s only a little bit more expensive to buy much, much better chocolate, (At least in quantities that one should reasonably eat. If you&#8217;re buying a 2-ton bag of Halloween candy, I concede the point.)<\/p>\n<p>Next year, it&#8217;s back to shopping early. I&#8217;d ask for help hiding the candy until Easter, but I trust the rest of you about as much as I trust myself. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whew! I managed to pull off Easter for the family this year, but it was a near thing. And really, my reasoning was sound. Why stock up on Easter candy weeks in advance, only to have it sitting on a shelf or in a closet, tempting me? Oh, it&#8217;s &#8220;hidden&#8221; from everyone else, but *I* [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[104,115,69,117,119,118,116],"class_list":["post-2193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chitchat","tag-chocolate","tag-chocolate-snob","tag-christine-amsden","tag-easter","tag-high-quality-chocolate","tag-holidays","tag-lindt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2193"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2283,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2193\/revisions\/2283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christineamsden.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}